This is the blog of Tom, Master of Unlocking.
Edit: Still the Master of Unlocking after six months of not posting. My apologies. Look forward to this space becoming a bustling spaceport of rambling bullshit and/or a dumpster full of empty away messages. Thank you.
Tom is a loose collection of carbon, water, and memories capable of the basic motor functions required to wield a game controller or keyboard. While generally only capable of making oblique references to long forgotten minutia, every so often he has an original thought. 
