Super Mario Galaxy 2 debuted last month and E3 is this week, yet our front page material has been rather light over the past few weeks. What gives? Well, I can’t speak for the rest of my Packmates, but since moving into my new apartment at the beginning of the month, I’ve been mostly stripped of my Internet access. (Big thanks to my ladyfriend for providing a place to record.) For whatever reason, Time Warner has decided to conduct some cruel experiment on my roomies and I, which means no online gaming and sporadic editorial content. Unfortunately, I can’t even tell you when this situation is going to fix itself.
We’re not entirely sure why that is the case, as we’ve received numerous, conflicting reports. The problem may be traced to the previous tenants, who accrued a four-figure debt before fleeing for Paris, leaving us to clean up the mess. However, rather than hounding us for money, the cable company seemingly decided to delete all past and somehow-future knowledge of our apartment, as nobody seems able to find our address in the system or willing to add it in. Last week, we had a representative in our apartment, asking my roommates if we were sure we lived on the third floor instead of the first, a question that has been asked more frequently in the past two weeks than I’d care to count. Wrong addresses, broken appointments, misleading emails – trust me, we’ve seen it all. I can only conclude that Time Warner representatives are watching my outrage through a hidden camera and laughing at the absurdity of it all.
My apologies for the venting, but we’ll get some cool stuff up here for you shortly.
When it comes to Halloween, I’m a bit of a curmudgeon. I’ve always associated the “holiday” with constantly ringing doorbells, resulting barks from confused bulldogs and last minute study sessions for big exams the next morning, instead of the candy and campus parties that folks love so much. But in the back of my mind, I knew that when the time came to finally don a costume, I had the perfect idea. The ultimate combination of nerdisms, nostalgia and heroics, all rolled into a sleek red-and-blue package. The result…










